You really coming over, don't trick.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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