We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Randomize
