I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
