My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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