doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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