that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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