Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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