shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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