I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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