that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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