someone get that fucking seahorse.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
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I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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