She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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