why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I did not marry a roomba.
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