she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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