You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
