i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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