Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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