i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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