Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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