Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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