it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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