She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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