just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
you didnt know i had herpes?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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