Buhtt sex?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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