And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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