what if I'm pregnant?
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That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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