Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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