i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
