Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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