my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
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On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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