he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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