oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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