I'm really into asian looking animals
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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