"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
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He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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