Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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