I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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