guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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