So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize
