What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Little spoons don't ask big questions
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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