She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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