Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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