Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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