if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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