is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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