White coat. Heels.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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