ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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