Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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