Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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