I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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