He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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