No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
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I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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