So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
My feet surprised me
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