awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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