she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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