Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I just want to make out with him forever
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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